i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
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He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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