i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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