I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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