ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
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she peed on how many people?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
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This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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