I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
