Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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