i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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