Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
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She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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