there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
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woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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