Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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