if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
North Korea, Best Korea!
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
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