i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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