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I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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