Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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