Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
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Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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