please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
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I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
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You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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