6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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