physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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