There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
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Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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