we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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