Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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