I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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