i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Are we still banned from the library?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
