I wish i was in the wii world.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
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If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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