He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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