chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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