Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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