i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I want to be your penis for a week.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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