Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
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him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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