she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
You don't make any sense
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