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Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
FUCK WHALES
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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