Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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