4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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