Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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