You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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