So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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