I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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