Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
we should paint friendship bongs
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