i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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