My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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