I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
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