watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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