She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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