Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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