she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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