If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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