I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
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The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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