Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
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You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
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MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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