Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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