her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
