Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Such a big mess for such a small penis
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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