Whod you bang
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
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They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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