so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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