I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
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He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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