Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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